What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Thank you.

What makes you different?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Me : No

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Can someone write me a sex story?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I don't drink

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

Me : Sure.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What are examples of real life forced feminization?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : I'm 24.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Tea ?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).